You Can Count On Me

Nice to see my hit counter is ticking over rapidly. Soon, I'll need one with an extra digit in case it overflows!

I've noticed that everytime I update my blog, the counter seems to increment straight away, caused by some outside source. I must have some obsessed fan somewhere, waiting all day by the computer until the next update. Thanks, I appreciate your dedication, but please stop sending that wierd stuff through the post!!

Haven't really been up to much else other than accompanying Lara Croft to Egypt and managing the likes of the Nigerian and the Ukrainean national football teams, taking them to a comfortable victory over the likes of Brazil and France.