Final Post?!

Unfortunately I have been recently abducted by aliens (alongside Val Kilmer, Britney Spears and Barbara Streisand - how am I going to cope with the banter?). What happened was that during my break earlier today I spotted a trail of "smarties" on the floor - intrigued, I followed it up some stairs to the roof of Skypark. There, I was beamed onboard a waiting alien craft. I was able to post this using the WAP/GPRS facility on my new phone.

I guess whether there'll be any more posts depends on if and when they release me.

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